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About Me Member Editor asyphixUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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the real deal

Wed Mar 15, 2006, 11:21 PM
gods bodikins
well now i did it, i fucking deviated
i made a story
and misslabeled it
what now bitches
what now dont let them know though, or else theyll shoot you down faster than a duck in ice skates. and dont take their shit either, because its prettyshitty
and now for the shooooowwwww

whoah,
yes
ready
no??
and why not, is it the geese? probably it is my overlarge male member shining through the internet, casting its mighty glow upon you far away

by the way, my teenage hormones tell me that i need a girl friend, so if you are a fishmonger, and know where i canget a gently used one, (and i will administer the full inspection so cover your tracks) you need only ship her in a box with my name n it
the police know where i live by now, and i will get you sister dead or alive
no matter
h

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: no i will not tell you where i reside. what so you can kill me in my sleep? fuck no
  • Interests: on a rare occasion i have allowed myself to be interested and enjoy some small pleasures,books,music
  • Favourite movie: videodrome, requiem for a dream, the one with a member of your family dancing erotically
  • Favourite band or musician: the faint, unicorns, kronos quartet, modest mouse, pixies, dmb
  • Favourite genre of music: you pick one
  • Favourite artist: i do enjoy van goh(9i think that is how you spell it) most photographers, eat-the-bunny
  • Favourite poet or writer: bukowski, edgar allen poe, hp lovecraft, mark danielewski, ts elliot
  • Favourite photographer: this is just a ploy to force my will upon you!!!!!!
  • Favourite style of art: i dont have any idea what the fuck this means
  • Operating System: non intimidating ones
  • MP3 player of choice: rio (actually it is a piece of shit, but its all i have)
  • Shell of choice: conch, the florida state shell, i spent an entire week looking for one once.
  • Wallpaper of choice: ???????
  • Skin of choice: my own, but in a pitch i like one that is well kept up wiht daily mousterizing creams
  • Favourite game: risk and russian roulette. I am undefeated in one, and quite defeated in another
  • Favourite gaming platform: you gamer types lose me here
  • Favourite cartoon character: the butterfly girl from boogiepop, nny,
  • Personal Quote: death comes at a fixed rate
  • Tools of the Trade: 12'' knife, and silenced .36 cal. with these and an erasable pen i work my marvels

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:iconrenagadeblue16:
The only Dan who wears a hat and overcoat in the ENTIRE SCHOOL.

~Dan

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Take back the world, one heart at the time.
:iconasyphix:
i know who you are, and if you recall, a while back you sent me a note wondering which andrew i was, i was simply quoting you, i appologise for the fact that you forgot, and that i was not blunt enough

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death comes at a fixed rate
:iconilluminator523:
I'm calling j00 out boyo. Only instead of a gauntlet to throw down I throw this down:

Videodrome is a B-movie!

After school, Pat's place, this Thursday. Be there or be forever known as a boy-scouting poltroon.

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I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
:iconasyphix:
i guess, since now is the first time i have seen this that i am boy scouting poltroon
videodrome is no b-movie, you instead are the real b-movie

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death comes at a fixed rate
:iconilluminator523:
Woo! I'm a movie so now I'm immortalized in celluloid. Take that meat bag!

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I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
:iconasyphix:
i shall be content with my mortal body, as its imperfection shall be wiped clean from he earthly slate, yet your foolishness shall last for as long as humanity, i shall die, but you are made to suffer for all eternity
have a happy existance

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death comes at a fixed rate
:iconenept:
thank you for the love. wheres the work?
:iconasyphix:
apologies to go out, i am but an admirer of art

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death comes at a fixed rate
:icontotalcarnage:
this chain of comments need more in it so here i is

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You're pro or you're a noob. That's life.
:iconasyphix:
how do i cahnge my fucking avatar

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wisdom tooths

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