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Journal Entry: Thu Mar 16, 2006, 12:21 AM
gods bodikins
well now i did it, i fucking deviated
i made a story
and misslabeled it
what now bitches
what now dont let them know though, or else theyll shoot you down faster than a duck in ice skates. and dont take their shit either, because its prettyshitty
and now for the shooooowwwww

whoah,
yes
ready
no??
and why not, is it the geese? probably it is my overlarge male member shining through the internet, casting its mighty glow upon you far away

by the way, my teenage hormones tell me that i need a girl friend, so if you are a fishmonger, and know where i canget a gently used one, (and i will administer the full inspection so cover your tracks) you need only ship her in a box with my name n it
the police know where i live by now, and i will get you sister dead or alive
no matter
h
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  • Current Age: irrelevant
  • Current Residence: no i will not tell you where i reside. what so you can kill me in my sleep? fuck no
  • Interests: on a rare occasion i have allowed myself to be interested and enjoy some small pleasures,books,music
  • Favourite movie: videodrome, requiem for a dream, the one with a member of your family dancing erotically
  • Favourite band or musician: the faint, unicorns, kronos quartet, modest mouse, pixies, dmb
  • Favourite genre of music: you pick one
  • Favourite artist: i do enjoy van goh(9i think that is how you spell it) most photographers, eat-the-bunny
  • Favourite poet or writer: bukowski, edgar allen poe, hp lovecraft, mark danielewski, ts elliot
  • Favourite photographer: this is just a ploy to force my will upon you!!!!!!
  • Favourite style of art: i dont have any idea what the fuck this means
  • Operating System: non intimidating ones
  • MP3 player of choice: rio (actually it is a piece of shit, but its all i have)
  • Shell of choice: conch, the florida state shell, i spent an entire week looking for one once.
  • Wallpaper of choice: ???????
  • Skin of choice: my own, but in a pitch i like one that is well kept up wiht daily mousterizing creams
  • Favourite game: risk and russian roulette. I am undefeated in one, and quite defeated in another
  • Favourite gaming platform: you gamer types lose me here
  • Favourite cartoon character: the butterfly girl from boogiepop, nny,
  • Personal Quote: death comes at a fixed rate
  • Tools of the Trade: 12'' knife, and silenced .36 cal. with these and an erasable pen i work my marvels

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~asyphix:iconasyphix: Nov 20, 2005, 10:05:49 PM
i know who you are, and if you recall, a while back you sent me a note wondering which andrew i was, i was simply quoting you, i appologise for the fact that you forgot, and that i was not blunt enough

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death comes at a fixed rate
~RenagadeBlue16:iconRenagadeBlue16: Nov 20, 2005, 12:01:26 PM
The only Dan who wears a hat and overcoat in the ENTIRE SCHOOL.

~Dan

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Take back the world, one heart at the time.
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Nov 20, 2005, 11:52:50 AM
i shall be content with my mortal body, as its imperfection shall be wiped clean from he earthly slate, yet your foolishness shall last for as long as humanity, i shall die, but you are made to suffer for all eternity
have a happy existance

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death comes at a fixed rate
!illuminator523:iconilluminator523: Nov 19, 2005, 9:29:27 PM
Woo! I'm a movie so now I'm immortalized in celluloid. Take that meat bag!

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I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Nov 19, 2005, 8:30:21 PM
i guess, since now is the first time i have seen this that i am boy scouting poltroon
videodrome is no b-movie, you instead are the real b-movie

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death comes at a fixed rate
!illuminator523:iconilluminator523: Oct 4, 2005, 4:44:55 PM
I'm calling j00 out boyo. Only instead of a gauntlet to throw down I throw this down:

Videodrome is a B-movie!

After school, Pat's place, this Thursday. Be there or be forever known as a boy-scouting poltroon.

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I was touched by His Noodly Appendage.
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Oct 1, 2005, 10:12:17 AM
apologies to go out, i am but an admirer of art

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death comes at a fixed rate
~enept:iconenept: Sep 26, 2005, 3:50:51 AM
thank you for the love. wheres the work?
~totalcarnage:icontotalcarnage: Aug 4, 2005, 8:45:44 PM
this chain of comments need more in it so here i is

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Big Nurse: Why, this is an outrage ... an outrage.
McMurphy: No; that's a toilet bowl ... a toilet bowl.
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Aug 4, 2005, 6:24:00 PM
how do i cahnge my fucking avatar

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wisdom tooths
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: May 18, 2005, 10:36:53 AM
i'm better than you!

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 27, 2005, 9:15:48 PM
amazing 'dea for a picutre with that peom,
a little row boat in the middle of the ocean and a dead man in it with a spirit hanging over it
cool

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 24, 2005, 7:08:23 PM
ya so the stalk paid its due it got me a fav!
woooot!
and thanks

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Apr 24, 2005, 6:53:55 AM
oh shit i have a stalker

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wisdom tooths
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 24, 2005, 6:52:13 AM
stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 23, 2005, 11:15:26 PM
it shall, n'etes pas inquite!!!!

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Apr 23, 2005, 6:44:44 PM
awsomness it would be if an avatar were to present itself :dygel:

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wisdom tooths
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 22, 2005, 11:20:45 PM
yo andy, just read your rant and your profile...
damn that's good. oh Imade a prophecy of doom ..
come read that.... um yay so I'll have to borrow some of the writers and such from your lists... cause I'm a fan but these things just don't come to find when I TAP the oh so limited wells of my brain... k? lol omg... like I WAS shopping the other day when omg lol.... POW
lead makes funny holes in the heads of soulless dumbfucks
later

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 22, 2005, 9:02:58 PM
k, yesh, now that dere be an avatar...
50x50 picutre, i'll draw you one if you want

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Apr 22, 2005, 6:51:31 PM
how do i get friends? :dygel:

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wisdom tooths
~asyphix:iconasyphix: Apr 22, 2005, 6:24:33 PM
welllll, howdy do BOB?
no but really how do i get an one of those little thingys (mine lookslike the deviantart symbol?
~Eat-the-bunny:iconEat-the-bunny: Apr 21, 2005, 9:00:40 PM
hi... um dheerrrrrrr.... i'm bob
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb... is I

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There was once a koala and a pretty little room where soft sweet creatures lived and slept the trusting sleep of the innocent, and now there was none. - Tom Wolfe
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