gods bodikins
well now i did it, i fucking deviated
i made a story
and misslabeled it
what now bitches
what now dont let them know though, or else theyll shoot you down faster than a duck in ice skates. and dont take their shit either, because its prettyshitty
and now for the shooooowwwww

whoah,
yes
ready
no??
and why not, is it the geese? probably it is my overlarge male member shining through the internet, casting its mighty glow upon you far away

by the way, my teenage hormones tell me that i need a girl friend, so if you are a fishmonger, and know where i canget a gently used one, (and i will administer the full inspection so cover your tracks) you need only ship her in a box with my name n it
the police know where i live by now, and i will get you sister dead or alive
no matter
h